I only showed up to crash my best friend’s sister’s wedding. So how did I become the groom?! Oops! When I charged up those courthouse steps to stop Sera’s wedding, I didn’t exactly have a plan. But there’s no way I was letting my best friend’s little sister marry some no-good tool who doesn’t deserve her. Let’s just say things got out of control. Fast. Now, the wedding is off. And Sera is crushed. And I’m just trying to be a good friend. “Come stay at my place. Until you’re back on your feet.” “Have some tequila. It’ll ease the pain.” “And what’s a few much-needed orgasms between friends?” Well, maybe I crossed the line with that last one. Oh, but it gets worse… Because we just woke up naked and hungover. And Sera’s wearing a big, ugly diamond ring. On second thought, “oops!” might be an understatement. I mean–I’m Jason Bellino. Confirmed bachelor. Pro football’s ultimate playboy…I don’t do relationships. And she’s my complete opposite. A good girl. A rule-follower. The Sweetheart of Sin Valley…She doesn’t do no-strings-attached flings. Talk about ‘opposites attract’. Now, we’ve got this whole accidental marriage situation going on. Hot damn. I’m completely in over my head. But married life isn’t half-bad, I guess. I could get used to the wall-shaking orgasms, the laughing and bantering together over our breakfast cereal, her cheering me on at my football games. I should be trying to get rid of her. But more and more, I just want her to stay. So how do I convince my oopsie-wife to play house with me…forever?